Rhubarb is Great

rhubarb

On the allotment, I managed to inherit two large patches of rhubarb with some impressive crowns. I was actually surprised at how early you can harvest rhubarb, even without forcing it. See, I still have a lot to learn about growing veggies.

So off I trundled on Sunday, having decided that rhubarb crumble was on the menu for dessert, following our Sunday (veggie) roast. Whilst being blown to pieces, I pulled up a whole armful of sticks of rhubarb of varying sizes and thicknesses. Here’s a completely au naturel action shot of me approaching aforementioned rhubarb:

action shot

The ones that were far too thick and stringy were cut up (to aid decomposition - yep, MORE compost talk) and thrown (literally, from afar) onto the compost heap. I’m rubbish with portion sizes so I kept pulling and snipping the leaves off, and deciding that I didn’t have enough for one rhubarb crumble, would pull some more. This went on for a fair few minutes. I have a fear of cooking and not producing enough food for a meal that will leave me feeling satisfied. Or full to bursting. So as a consequence, I pretty much always cook far too much.

cutting rhubarb

Now, bear in mind that there are only two of us here at the Smallest Smallholding. This is how much rhubarb I ended up with for my one crumble:

holding rhubarb

Once I got home, I washed and chopped up the rhubarb, cooked it with about 3/4 of an inch of water in the saucepan, and added about 6oz sugar. Once it was soft, and wafting delicious sweet acidic smells out of the kitchen, I strained it a bit and had to divide it into two dishes. I rubbed together 8oz of plain flour, 4oz of (fair trade) demerera sugar and 4oz (organic) butter together for the topping, sprinkled it on liberally, put a little more sugar on top and put both in the oven at gas mark 5. After about 20 minutes, my rhubarb crumbleS were ready. We served them up with Green & Black’s caramel and hazlenut ice cream.

Fan-bloody-tastic. My first allotment harvest was a veritable success.

4 Responses to “Rhubarb is Great”

  1. Vegmonkey Says:

    And i bet it tasted better than anything you have ever had from the shops! My first ever crop was radishes and they tasted fantastic! You are lucky to have inherited a crop, my friend has just taken on a bare patch of earth!

  2. Paul Says:

    You inspired me to go and pick some rhubarb last night. We’ve got a crown in the back garden that I planted last year so this was the first harvest from it. Only got 3 bits but they’ve been chopped and frozen ready to be joined by the next load in a week or so… Unlike you I think we’re going to have to work for our crumble… lol ;)

  3. N. & J. Says:

    That sounds really good. I’ve never had rhubarb but I think I will try to grow it this year since it can be harvested so early.

  4. Poppy Says:

    You really should try home-made mayo, it’s so simple - the only problem I had was the hand blender kept overheating LOL - and tastes like nothing else.

    I’ll look up the recipe if you’re interested

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